Thursday, June 25, 2009
Flyover
I miss the solace of sanity
I watch the people flow
and I give in to vanity
I miss the shackles of mortality
I miss the feeling of sin
I miss the flavor of guilt
I miss the urges that defined me
I miss the confines of my mind
I exult in the freedom of nothingness
I celebrate the death of divinity
I stake my claim to be me
Monday, June 15, 2009
Proposed song lyrics for new Boyband
The song will have a romantic, bluesy, modernish classical feel
Verse1:
main hun ek patanga
tu meri mombatti (dhik chak dhik chak)
(dhik chak dhik chak)
aaja na aaja mere paas (ten tana tanau)
Verse2:
hathi naali me bah nahi sakta...
mai tere bina rah nahi sakta...(dhik chak dhik chak dhik chak)
tum nahi hote to hum nahi hote
chal mil ke uda de pyar ki hum gilli
Chorus:
kutta mar gaya razai me...
mai paagal ho gaya teri judaai me
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Random Thoughts
"society has got it all wrong. We should marry when we are in our 60s"
"The lakes of joka be dried and something built in its place. They are wasting a lot of space"
"Kill all the fucking crows one by one. Better still, burn the trees"
"The environmental-ist lobby is stupid. Global warming, environmental damage are all bakwaas"
"what is this obsession with entrepreneurship ?? I want to be a slave all my life."
"We make fun of women so we can show we are masochist rock stars."
"Why do you try to find a purpose in living?? Why are you not happy accepting we are just another piece of crap built by random interference"
Some thoughts overheard in IIM Cal. Not too difficult figuring out who thought of them, is it??
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Missed Call
Why the IPL is good for India's economy
The IPL Strategy Break!!!!
Three observations about the IPL
- The IPL in South Africa proved that even an Indian marketing gimmick can fool people all over the world.
- Did you see the non-Indians dancing to the bollywood tunes (I am not exactly sure whether they were dancing presuming them to be the ones from which those have been plagiarized) ??
- The commentators discussing how making a cocktail of Bollywood and Cricket - the best two drinks from India - has made the greatest punch ever.
I see these commentators coming straight out from a country liquor shop.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Thought provoking lyrics
lataka dikha diya
hamane jhataka laga diya tumane tada ho tumako tada mataka ke chal diye ham to khataka huwa hai
kyuun tumako tada ho tumako tada manch ki jo aurat hai desh ka sensation nazar milaayi nazaron se
sabhi ko temptation chhod denge chhod denge ham ho ho ho old saara chhod denge ham o ho ho dhin
tak dhin tak dhin o ho ho deviyon ka saath denge ham lataka dikha diya hamane jhataka laga diya
tumane tada ho tumako tada mataka ke chal diye ham to khataka huwa hai kyuun tumako tada ho tumako
tada ghuum le kidhar bhi udhar hi glamour hai umar bhi javaan hai sabhi to humour hai hamanein vo
joke sune censor bhi nahin sune hamane jo dress pahanin filmstar bhi na
pahanein chuudidaar-vuudidaar bhuul jaayein hollywood bollywood chhuute pichhe ye pahan vo pahan
bore ho gaye aakir mein ghaaghara bhi bhaaga pichhe chhod denge chhod denge ham ho ho ho old
saara chhod denge ham o ho ho dhin tak dhin tak dhin o ho ho deviyon ka saath denge ham lataka
dikha diya hamane jhataka laga diya tumane tada ho tumako tada mataka ke chal diye ham to khataka
huwa hai kyuun tumako tada ho tumako tada kamariya kamal si lachak hai noodal si dil ko puncture
jo kare nazar hai needle si apani jo kabarein hain, b b c mein bhi nahin ham jaisi sundarata m tv
mein bhi nahin mithi-mithi baaton ka mukkaala mandi mein bhi mahal mein bhi, muqaabala jhuuth
nahin bola mainne gopaala jhuuth hai to pi le tu cocacola chhod denge chhod denge ham ho ho
ho old saara chhod denge ham o ho ho dhin tak dhin tak dhin o ho ho deviyon ka saath denge
ham lataka dikha diya hamane jhataka laga diya tumane tada ho tumako tada mataka ke chal diye
ham to khataka huwa hai kyuun tumako tada ho tumako tada manch ki jo aurat hai desh ka
sensation nazar milaayi nazaron se sabhi ko temptation chhod denge chhod denge ham ho ho ho old
saara chhod denge ham o ho ho dhin tak dhin tak dhin o ho ho deviyon ka saath denge ham
(Speakes volumes about the youth of this nation)
(Speakes volumes about the kind of talentless hacks that are hired by Bollywood)
Madam I'm Adam
(They are palindromes)
(Marvel at my creativity, minions)
(Han shot first)
(The notes are bigger than the column itself)
(Oh! The humanity!)
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dawning of a new Dawn, Crowning of a New Crow
Read that title. Understand the import of it.
As we, as heralds of a greater tomorrow, stand on the cusp of greatness, basking in our new found insignificance, completely aware of the challenges that await us as we stride into uncertainty, face the new dawn, let us realize the magnitude of what it will take. If you have understood any of that, if you have peeked into a picturesque vista of randomness that was the lack of logical though culminating in a long sentence, then you my friend need help.
I stand to make each post a cathartic experience and the scope afforded by the curiously intelligent gaze of a blank text box, but affords that.
I stand to impress upon all you acolytes of comfort, children of a generation born into apathy and bred into indifference, that standing is sometimes good as your legs will otherwise fall asleep.
I stand because I can, plus my boss says I always sit.
I can blog on a host of aspects. The complete lack of direction and the final futility of life that is striking us like a blonde in a red dress, now that we're "grown ups" and working. Cloistered as we've always been by the niches of academia and home, we've all now come face to face with the randomness of working life and the complete lack of purpose that is the tenuous pursuit of "remaining". All we can ask is why. Am i a nihilist? No. Nihilists had it all wrong. Succumb to the ultimate paradox of self awareness they all did. Moving on.
I can blog on a host of aspects. Why did the plane crash off brazil? Why did Nadal lose? Is it all random? Is a good presentation contingent on the hopes and expectations of my bosses? Is it all so subjective in the end that nothing matters?
The purpose of this post is this, now. If you've read till this point, realize : It's all random. We are children of randomness and the best we can do it to love it. The meandering exercise that was the pursuit of reaching this one paragraph is a reflection of the meandering route through life, perhaps. Or maybe it's just the coffee talking.
Either way, I dont mean to pontificate, I mean to waste your time. Love it.
The End.
I Have a Dream
Friday, June 5, 2009
AM and PM
AM - Antonio Maino
PM - u know
2. Lessness - That's how Preity Zinta calls Wadia when he cracks a PJ.(Hope u got it)
3. Leaving for the day - Most of the times I say this when I leave in the night.
Why am I posting this?
Coz I can
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Office, Office
As I sat at home on Monday morning and frittered the time away, I was reminded of Office Space. Hilarious movie, I am sure you'll agree. But so very relevant. And after just a month as a "management trainee", I have realised that not only does it apply to my 1-year software stint in 06-07, it also applies, perhaps more so, here. In the end all that matters is how much bullshit you can pull and get away with. My theory is that office social rules, (and maybe life's rules in the civilized world) are made, bent and broken by a series of one-upmanship games. It’s all about how shameless you can be.
For example, it was implicitly expected of us trainees to wear business casuals to work. Friday was a bone the HR had thrown us, where we could show up in our Sunday best. “This is how we present ourselves while dealing with our external partners (read: clients, vendors, blabla)”, they'd hint. The fact that the only ‘external partners’ we'd be meeting during the training period were the caterers working in the office mess, was a non-issue. Now, this rule kind of applied only for us newbies I figured, because the rest of the office showed up in tees and jeans the whole week. So, I got shameless and followed the example and not surprisingly, people around me pretended not to notice. Office is fun that way. The farce of corporate political correctness has pervaded so deep, that nobody dared point out to me, this "flagrant foul" that I had committed. This sort of confrontation unsettles the working-class professional. This guy would sell his grandmother at the blink of an eye if it meant that he could meet his sales targets, but being blunt to a co-worker was a no-no.
Then, one fine morning, when I had run out of fresh socks, I thought, why not push my theory to see where it breaks? I am proud to say that I became the only male to wear open footwear in office. Quite an achievement, I must say. And apart from the occasional uncomfortable stare that I get, my theory is still holding good. Stare all you want fellas, but sticks and stones will break my bones, but… stares… won’t… do that.
Anyhoo…I wonder which of my co-workers will eventually step up and say something, because I'm all for continuing this social experiment. A commendable sacrifice for the cause of mankind, I must say. Either I'll end up empowering employees to wear shorts to client meetings, or break this mask of sickening professional nicety. In either case, I'm guaranteed of getting the credit for ridding this world of a whole lot of corporate bullshit and bringing stuff out into the open.