That heading was not supposed to sound weird.
I take this opportunity, humbled by its scope and irritated by the background color, to thank the dignitaries who saw it fit to vest with me, stewardship of this post. I assure you, with the utmost sincerity, I shall not make much sense.
I take this opportunity, to applaud the che tee. It is colorful and it has a dude on it.
I applaud the congress since it's not orange.
I applaud the applauders 'cuz their hands are usually numb.
I admire the numbness of the hand as it promotes further use.
I use my admiration of my hand in ways that may numb your senses.
I sense you're bored.
Yes, boars are funny. and scary. usually not at the same time.
The end.
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ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever commented on their own post?
If you have read that post AND bothered to click the comments tab, either I know you or you're bored. Possibly both.
If anyone still wants to know how that post ended...well I continued using my hand admirably and there was a happy ending. ( :) )
I applaud Talon cos I can do so. Biaaaatch.
ReplyDeletethis has to be a direct consequence of substance abuse :P
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